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5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

I knew it would start in Florida.  I just knew.

I have long maintained that there is something in the water in Florida. Now we know: it’s the zombie virus. Stay safe, Sunshine State readers…

constant vigilance, floridian followers

Goddamnit.

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staatsfeindnr1:

makotosolutions:

staatsfeindnr1:

makotosolutions replied to your post: makotosolutions replied to your post: .　 #they’ll…

but seriously bro, wenn du nackenschmerzen hast, solltest du echt zum arzt schaun

meeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh……das is sooo weit

und dann sagen sie sicher eh nur sowas wie “kein grund zur sorge, bye”

alta, du bist am samstag sowieso bei mir, steig a UBahn station früher aus und geh ins AKH

und wenns sagen alles is ok, dann passts, aber davor machst du das gfälligst

OR I WILL DRAG YOUR SORRY ASS INTO HOSPITAL MYSELF

You know that I can carry you! And it’s not far to the hospital so,

staatsfeindnr1:

makotosolutions replied to your post: makotosolutions replied to your post: .　 #they’ll…

but seriously bro, wenn du nackenschmerzen hast, solltest du echt zum arzt schaun

meeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh……das is sooo weit

und dann sagen sie sicher eh nur sowas wie “kein grund zur sorge, bye”

alta, du bist am samstag sowieso bei mir, steig a UBahn station früher aus und geh ins AKH

und wenns sagen alles is ok, dann passts, aber davor machst du das gfälligst

OR I WILL DRAG YOUR SORRY ASS INTO HOSPITAL MYSELF

Source: didyouknowgaming

sifu-kisu:

I have one words: Cool!

blood-on-the-walls:

Watch me get nothing…

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